Welcome to my homepage.

Welcome to my shiny new updated website with fancy new links and video. You'll find everything you need to know about me here (okay, not quite everything, a man must maintain some mystery). 
Take a quick peek at the menu bar on the left (that's the hand with the watch on). New additions include an advertising portfolio and random cool stuff. I also intend to update photos and writing, that may or may not happen depending on my attention span.

The Brain Sucker is now published in the UK - Yay!! You can also order it on Amazon - right here ....
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00KA7MZDS/ref=rdr_kindle_ext_tmb

BIG NEWS FOR THE LAUGHING POLICEMAN - AUGUST 28 2013 NUMBER ONE IN THE AMAZON CHARTS IN TWO CATEGORIES - MEMOIRS AND HUMOUR! 

Cop Out - The follow up to The Laughing Policeman is also now available on Kindle.
 http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GDL3SYK/ref=rdr_kindle_ext_tmb

The Laughing Policeman, now re-edited and available on Kindle.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CNXRBTK

THE BULLY CHIP IS OUT NOW - Available at all good book stores in Australia and New Zealand. Or online here
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KXLNMSS/ref=rdr_kindle_ext_tmb